Vizzini: The Classic Blunders
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
Much like the business of starting a war between Guilder and Florin, this tasty tea tastes sweet like victory. Sweet, spicy victory with a dash of cream.
Moderate caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 mins
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ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, natural wild cherry flavor, natural creme flavor, cherries, natural spice flavor, orange, cinnamon, ginger, cloves & cardamom
teas: cream, oriental spice & dewy cherry
This tea is based off of Vizzini from the movie 'The Princess Bride'. It won't make you immune to iocane powder, but it's still tasty!
(I don't own any rights to The Princess Bride. This tea is unofficially made for enjoyment purposes only!)
this tea is part of the The Princess Bride fandom
Love Vizzini: The Classic Blunders? This is just one of 2 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
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