tumblr loves butts tea
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
A kick-ass tea for Tumblr's intense love of butts, sugar, and bright colors! Butts Tea combines the perky power of Pu Erh Dante, with a decedent combo of Caramel and Cream for all the delicious caffeination! Chocolate chips (added with immature delight) and Sprinkles make this tea the sweetest of delights. Try with cream or milk to make your cup of Butt all the dreamier!
High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with black tea, pu-erh dante, natural creme flavor & natural caramel flavor
teas: pu-erh dante, caramel & cream
accented with chocolate chips & sprinkles
Whatever your favorite fandom, Butts Tea embraces and embodies big, bubbly, bouncy beautiful butts. Your fatigue will be left...behind.
create the perfect fandom gift box
Now's your chance to create your very own custom fandom sampler set!
Select six samples of your favorite blends from any collection and we will create a box set unique to you.
