Tiny Chicken Disease Remedy
sample tin
fall of 2025
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
For those times when tiny chickens crawl in your head and lay eggs. And the eggs hatch, and the baby tiny chickens feed on your brain. And the tiny chickens poop snot out your nose. (a.k.a. the common cold)
Low caffeine | Steep at 195° for 4 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
ingredients & lore
blended with green tea, green rooibos tea, orange, marigold flowers, lemongrass, apple pieces, coconut, mango pieces, natural orange flavor, natural passionfruit flavor, natural coconut flavor, natural peach flavor, apricots & natural lemon flavor
teas: calypso green, lemongrass & green rooibos citron
accented with ginger root, orange peel & lemon verbena
I have the tiny chicken disease, and it is miserable, and lemony green tea sounds so fantastic and by the time I get my own bag, the tiny chickens will have moved on, and I will be sad that I cannot drink this tea when I am sick, and happy, so very happy, because I will no longer be sick.
this tea is part of the Teas to make you feel better fandom
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