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statuesque god

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created by: Breanna K.
'You're a statuesque god of sculpted chocolate thunder' Rich, smooth, and sexy.....like my tea!
 

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blended with black tea, cloves, ginger root, cardamom, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural caramel flavor, natural cinnamon flavor, cinnamon bark

teas: chocolate, caramel, masala chai

Inspired by CBS's Criminal Minds, which I am in no way affiliated with. This is created purely for my own enjoyment.
steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

this tea is part of the Criminal Brews fandom

Love Statuesque God? This is just one of 3 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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