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Bitchumvirate

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created by: Helen O
They're prettier than you. They're judging you. They'll probably outlast you politically. They're sleeping with things they shouldn't, two of which are Octavia. Make way for the intensity of Octavian (smoky), rounded out with Agrippa (earthy), and Maecenas (fruity). The tea version of someone very attractive looking at you very contemptuously.
 

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ingredients

blended with gunpowder, green tea, natural wild cherry flavor, dried cherries, rose petals, natural ginseng flavor, ginger root

teas: gunpowder, cherry green, ginseng green

accented with cherry and safflower

steep at 180° for 2 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine

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this tea is part of the Nasty HBO Rome teas fandom

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