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Smells like teen incest

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created by: Helen O
A little too pure for what you just did. Great for before bed! Sweet dreams, and don't tell anyone this happened. Complexely floral and slightly sweet.
 

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Smells like teen incest
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by Helen O
Smells like teen incest
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ingredients

blended with white peony, black tea, chamomile, rose petals, rose flavor

teas: summer rose, white peony, chamomile

accented with cornflowers and marigold flowers

steep at 200° for 3 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine

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