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hump day: a churchtarts tea

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created by: Paige Spinola
Ah Hump Day, every Churchtarts shipper's favorite day of the week. This romantic tea goes well with strawberries, whipped cream, and your favorite fan fiction. Beware: the amount of love in this tea might convince you to skip work on Thursday!

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sample tins - out of stock

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You asked for fandom sample tins, so we made them happen - and you proved to us that you love them! Unfortunately, this depleted our stock more quickly than we'd anticipated, and those sweet little tins are out of stock. We will have them back in mid-June, and we thank you in advance for your patience.

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, rose petals, natural strawberry flavor, natural chocolate flavor, natural creme flavor, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs, strawberries, raspberry leaves

teas: valentines, strawberry, cream

accented with strawberry pieces

steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
One of the many blends based on the Tony Award winning musical 'The Book of Mormon'. Elder Thomas and Elder Church belong to Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Bobby Lopez.
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Hump Day: A ChurchTarts Tea has hooked up with elder pop tarts.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

elder pop tarts
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