Based on the BBC Sherlock fanfiction/ask blog 'Texts From John and Sherlock' by Seth (h3rring) and Chelsea (makokitten), found on Tumblr.
Tastes like being punched, then hugged, then punched again, but in a good way. MISERY. AND. BETRAYAL.
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.