A man's got to do what a man's got to do. (Except kill little kids.) Same goes for his tea. This tea's got to do what tea's got to do to keep you energized and ready to go on a kid's-killing-free crime spree! Enjoy this wonderful red-tinted black tea from the luxury of your evil lair of evil, but beware: once your arch nemesis finds out about this tea, he'll steal it just like he stole your girlfriend!
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.