NGAAHH-PTAIN OF THE GUARD!!!

created by Winter Hart

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Bold and brash at first, but with sweeter yet wilder undertones, this blend is fit for one of higher station. Smokey Gunpowder at first assaults your senses, followed by the fruity notes of Sour Apple and Calypso Green. Ginger tails in at the end, ensuring that despite the aggressive taste, this tea's ultimate care and passion will always protect and sooth when it comes down to it.

Low caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins

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ChariTEA: CARE

5% of this blend's sales will benefit the charity

The Center for Animal Research and Education is a 501(c)(3) non-profit organization dedicated to education, research, rescue, and long-term care for exotic animals. Located on 20 acres in Bridgeport, TX, CARE currently provides a permanent home to over 40 animals including mountain lions, African lions, tigers, black and spotted leopards, bobcats, ring-tail lemurs, llamas, and a coati.

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ingredients & lore

blended with green tea, apple pieces, rose hips, hibiscus, natural apple flavor, gunpowder, coconut, orange, marigold flowers, natural passionfruit flavor, natural coconut flavor, natural peach flavor, natural orange flavor & mango pieces

teas: gunpowder, calypso green & sour apple

accented with ginger root

Undertale, and all of its characters, like Undyne here, belong to Toby Fox. I in no way own any of it. NGAAHH!!!

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