Mouth Smash by Emily Tauriel

Tea blends courtesy of the Mouth Smash Adventurer's Guild!
You arrive at the tavern after a long day of completing quests and having grand adventures. The local bard strums a tune while the tantalizing aroma of roasted meat and ale drifts in the air. Your tired bones are sore and in need of a warm drink and a warmer bed. The innkeeper wipes a glass with a worn rag and turns to you as you take a seat at the bar. "What'll it be, stranger?"