CROC SALAD

created by CFJ Studio
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Listen, we all have decisions in life that we regret. Maybe you sold your ass to the devil for money to buy ALF Pogs. Maybe you bought a lifetime subscription to The Robb Report and hate helicopters. Maybe you swore to a friend on their deathbed that you'd never use a bidet. These are all terrible life blunders, and we cannot help you with them. But if you ever bartered a promise to drink a tea that tastes like a Crocs Shoe Salad... oh wow, do we EVER have you covered. Granted, we cant guarantee this taste because I'm sure as hell not trying it first, but we wish you luck and survival.


High caffeine | Steep at 165° for 2 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 

ingredients

blended with pu-erh dante, gunpowder & yerba mate


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teas: pu-erh dante, gunpowder & yerba mate

accented with cardamom seeds, mango & safflower


this tea is part of the Bleepers and Sneepers fandom

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