ENJOY FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OF $49   details
ground shipping
for only $3.75
CART EMPTY
(0) ITEMS
blank
blank
blank
add to cart
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$5
cart
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
cart
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
cart
home > signature blend > Traumatized Augustus

Traumatized Augustus

Tastemaker platinum badge
created by: Helen O
It watches forever. Based on the current colors and dominant emotional mood of the ancient Roman answer to Grumpy Cat, the Meroe head. A fruity chai, including hibiscus, coconuts, and a hint of chocolate.
 

packaging

click & drag the tin to rotate

label
label
label
ingredient
ingredient
ingredient

ingredients

blended with black tea, green rooibos tea, ginger root, cinnamon bark, dried coconut, lemon grass, cardamom, hibiscus, orange peels, natural hibiscus flavor, marigold flowers, strawberries, natural peach flavor, natural coconut flavor, natural strawberry flavor, natural orange flavor

teas: thai chai, green rooibos bonita, hibiscus

accented with chocolate chips

steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine

this tea is part of the Unsung Heroes of History fandom

Love Traumatized Augustus? This is just one of 5 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

20 additional blends by Helen O

blank
richard the third's hair
by Helen O
thai chai, pu erh spice, currant
blank
Niccolo Machiavelli
by Helen O
blackberry, chocolate chai, chestnut
blank
Secret Crush on John Stuart Mill
by Helen O
chocolate chai, pu erh chorange, rooibos caramel
blank
Elagabalus Loves Hierocles
by Helen O
summer rose, pu erh spice, cherry green
blank
Alexander Hamilton
by Helen O
chestnut, spiced mate, mambo
blank
Eliza Schuyler Hamilton
by Helen O
white eternal spring, green rooibos blueberry, blackberry
blank
Angelica Schuyler Church
by Helen O
hazelnut, tiger eye, rooibos vanilla chai
blank
Marquis de Lafayette
by Helen O
pomegranate green, green rooibos bonita, gunpowder
blank
Aaron Burr
by Helen O
cream, honeybush chocolate, earl grey moonlight
blank
Thomas Jefferson
by Helen O
hibiscus, vanilla oolong, pu erh hazelberry
blank
King George III
by Helen O
white pear, white peach, white peony
blank
John Laurens
by Helen O
rooibos caramel, chocolate chai, rooibos lemon cloud
blank
George Washington
by Helen O
cherry green, rooibos jasmine, yerba mate
blank
Hercules Mulligan
by Helen O
pu erh spice, cinnamon, blood orange
blank
Philip Hamilton
by Helen O
honeybush pumpkin chai, almond, assam melody
blank
James Madison
by Helen O
honeybush orange, mandarin green, earl grey green
blank
Cassius's birthday cake
by Helen O
pu erh hazelberry, honeybush chocolate, cinnamon
blank
Coriolanus
by Helen O
hibiscus, mocha nut mate, valentines
blank
Kalique Abrasax
by Helen O
coconut, vanilla green, candy cane
blank
Maria Reynolds
by Helen O
pomegranate, mocha nut mate, fruit medley

connect with us

ASK US A QUESTION, ANYTIME!
YOUR QUESTION