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THE VEGETABLE

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created by: James Delnort
COOL your jets with this refreshing, spa-inspired blend of cucumber and premium Chinese white tea. Vegetal aroma (think cucumber appetizers at a middle eastern restaurant), with a pleasantly dry, green melon finish. Accented by peppermint and lemon balm, this tea is excellent over ice. This unexpected pairing will leave you relaxed and centered; a lot more convenient than placing cucumber slices on your eyelids.
 

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blended with white tea, peppermint, natural cucumber flavor,

teas: white cucumber, peppermint

accented with lemon balm

'Ugh!' ~ The Vegetable. What tea blend could be more fitting to reflect the super-hunky strapping beefcake called 'The Vegetable' but White Cucumber? So put on the kettle, grab a vine and swing a while. The character of The Vegetable was played by Dennis Busch. This tea is part of a series of signature tea blends in homage to the Russ Meyer 1965 film 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Be sure to collect them all. Steep at 180� for 3-5 minutes.
steep at 185° for 3 mins

This tea contains a low level of caffeine
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this tea is part of the FASTER PUSSYCAT! KILL! KILL! fandom

Love THE VEGETABLE? This is just one of 4 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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