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squished arachnid

created by: M. M. F. S.
This apple-flavored blend will make you want to pick on others, but it won't give you superpowers to avoid the consequences. Careful not to sting yourself with your own venom, big guy!
 

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Squished Arachnid
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by M. M. F. S.
Squished Arachnid
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Squished Arachnid
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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, apple pieces, natural apple flavor, natural pomegranate flavor, raspberries, raspberry leaves, cinnamon bark, natural cinnamon flavor

teas: apple, cinnamon, pomegranate

accented with apple pieces

Inspired by our Trolled Troll Scorpio. This is fun!
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

this tea is part of the Scumbag Sanctuary fandom

Love Squished Arachnid? This is just one of 14 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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