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Gort's Mint Laser Tonic

created by Joe Long
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makes 5 cups
$5
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
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5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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KLAATU BARADA MINT-O! Gort's Tonic is guaranteed to cure all ailments of the mechanical man! This tonic will repair servos, lubricate joints and give your chestplate a healthy shine! This tonic will also fill your food input system with the pleasant tastes of spearmint and peppermint, with a delightful hint of orange. You will feel clean, fully operational, and ready to kill all humans.


This tea contains a low level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.

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ingredients & lore

blended with spearmint, peppermint, black tea, orange peels, natural orange flavor

teas: spearmint, peppermint, orange

*Any curative effects when consumed by humans are merely coincidental.
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Gort's Mint Laser Tonic has hooked up with Metropolis Medicinal.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

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$10.80

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