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gort's mint laser tonic
created by: Joe Long
KLAATU BARADA MINT-O!
Gort's Tonic is guaranteed to cure all ailments of the mechanical man! This tonic will repair servos, lubricate joints and give your chestplate a healthy shine! This tonic will also fill your food input system with the pleasant tastes of spearmint and peppermint, with a delightful hint of orange. You will feel clean, fully operational, and ready to kill all humans.
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blended with spearmint, peppermint, black tea, orange peels, natural orange flavor
teas: spearmint, peppermint, orange
*Any curative effects when consumed by humans are merely coincidental.
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