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gort's mint laser tonic

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created by: Joe Long
KLAATU BARADA MINT-O! Gort's Tonic is guaranteed to cure all ailments of the mechanical man! This tonic will repair servos, lubricate joints and give your chestplate a healthy shine! This tonic will also fill your food input system with the pleasant tastes of spearmint and peppermint, with a delightful hint of orange. You will feel clean, fully operational, and ready to kill all humans.

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blended with spearmint, peppermint, black tea, orange peels, natural orange flavor

teas: spearmint, peppermint, orange

steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a low level of caffeine
*Any curative effects when consumed by humans are merely coincidental.
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Gort's Mint Laser Tonic has hooked up with Metropolis Medicinal.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

Metropolis Medicinal
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