Gort's Mint Laser Tonic

Based on 2 reviews
created by Joe Long
sample tin
available in June
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
KLAATU BARADA MINT-O! Gort's Tonic is guaranteed to cure all ailments of the mechanical man! This tonic will repair servos, lubricate joints and give your chestplate a healthy shine! This tonic will also fill your food input system with the pleasant tastes of spearmint and peppermint, with a delightful hint of orange. You will feel clean, fully operational, and ready to kill all humans.

This tea contains a low level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 4 minutes.

Customer Reviews (2)

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ingredients & lore

blended with spearmint, peppermint, black tea, orange peels & natural orange flavor

teas: spearmint, peppermint, orange

*Any curative effects when consumed by humans are merely coincidental.
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3oz pouch

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