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metropolis medicinal

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created by: Joe Long
Have you had a long day inciting worker uprisings, aiming riots at the Heart Machine, and navigating through the illogical human emotion called love? Soothe your motors with this medicinal, containing a blend of orange, apple and chamomile. Exceed all of your technical specifications with this pleasing robot remedy.

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blended with black tea, chamomile, orange peels, natural vanilla flavor, natural orange flavor

teas: orange, vanilla, chamomile

accented with apple pieces
*Any curative effects when consumed by humans are merely coincidental.
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