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combustible lemons

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created by: Cephal O. Poda
'When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!' Take it from Portal 2's Cave Johnson - if life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. At least make lemon juice to add to this flavorful tea, smooth and lemony with just a hint of spice.

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You asked for fandom sample tins, so we made them happen - and you proved to us that you love them! Unfortunately, this depleted our stock more quickly than we'd anticipated, and those sweet little tins are out of stock. We will have them back in mid-June, and we thank you in advance for your patience.

ingredients

blended with lemon grass, black tea, hibiscus flowers, natural hibiscus flavor, natural grapefruit flavor, orange peels, marigold flowers

teas: hibiscus, grapefruit, lemon grass

accented with lemon verbena and marigold flowers

steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine
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Combustible Lemons

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