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combustible lemons
created by: Cephal O. Poda
'When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!'
Take it from Portal 2's Cave Johnson - if life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. At least make lemon juice to add to this flavorful tea, smooth and lemony with just a hint of spice.
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blended with lemon grass, black tea, hibiscus flowers, natural hibiscus flavor, natural grapefruit flavor, orange peels, marigold flowers
teas: hibiscus, grapefruit, lemon grass
accented with lemon verbena and marigold flowers
Combustible Lemons
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