'This is not just a regular tea. This is the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the tastiest tea to ever be brewed.'
Simple, straightforward, and not the most sophisticated. Maybe you aren't a fancy earl-grey or a complex jasmine, but you are what you are. Sweet and well-intentioned, but just a tiny bit nutty.
This is a decaf tea | Steep at 212° for 6 minutes.