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wheatley

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created by: Cephal O. Poda
'This is not just a regular tea. This is the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the tastiest tea to ever be brewed.' Simple, straightforward, and not the most sophisticated. Maybe you aren't a fancy earl-grey or a complex jasmine, but you are what you are. Sweet and well-intentioned, but just a tiny bit nutty.

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blended with rooibos tea, cinnamon bark, ginger root, cloves, orange peels, cardamom, natural vanilla flavor, natural almond flavor

teas: rooibos vanilla, rooibos almond, rooibos vanilla chai

accented with cinnamon and cocoa nibs

steep at 212° for 6 mins
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