Combustible Lemons
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the cake is a lie
created by: Cephal O. Poda
The cake is, as you probably know already, a lie. Look at those lucious layers of chocolate and strawberries. It's fake. A figment. A cruel, cruel lie.
This tea is, at first, delicious. Chocolate strawberries and warm cake combine with chocolate in this decadent tea to mirror the cake featured in Portal. There's another thing it mimics, too - the lies. I mean, it's not even a cake. How deceitful is that? Recommended garnishes include Fish-shaped crackers,
Fish-shaped candies,
Fish-shaped solid waste,
Fish-shaped dirt,
Fish-shaped ethylbenzene,
Pull-and-peel licorice,
Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds, and sediment-shaped sediment.
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blended with black tea, natural chocolate flavor, natural creme flavor, rose petals, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs, natural strawberry flavor, strawberries
teas: valentines, cream, chocolate chip
accented with cocoa nibs and raspberry leaves
The Cake is a Lie
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