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the cake is a lie

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created by: Cephal O. Poda
It's not even a cake. How deceitful is that? Recommended garnishes include Fish-shaped crackers, Fish-shaped candies, Fish-shaped solid waste, Fish-shaped dirt, Fish-shaped ethylbenzene, Pull-and-peel licorice, Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds, and sediment-shaped sediment.

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blended with black tea, natural chocolate flavor, natural creme flavor, rose petals, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs, natural strawberry flavor, strawberries

teas: valentines, cream, chocolate chip

accented with cocoa nibs, chocolate chips and sprinkles

steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

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