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the cake is a lie

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created by: Cephal O. Poda
The cake is, as you probably know already, a lie. Look at those lucious layers of chocolate and strawberries. It's fake. A figment. A cruel, cruel lie. This tea is, at first, delicious. Chocolate strawberries and warm cake combine with chocolate in this decadent tea to mirror the cake featured in Portal. There's another thing it mimics, too - the lies. I mean, it's not even a cake. How deceitful is that? Recommended garnishes include Fish-shaped crackers, Fish-shaped candies, Fish-shaped solid waste, Fish-shaped dirt, Fish-shaped ethylbenzene, Pull-and-peel licorice, Fish-shaped volatile organic compounds, and sediment-shaped sediment.

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blended with black tea, natural chocolate flavor, natural creme flavor, rose petals, dark chocolate chips, cocoa nibs, natural strawberry flavor, strawberries

teas: valentines, cream, chocolate chip

accented with cocoa nibs, chocolate chips and sprinkles

steep at 212° for 3 mins
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