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Paranoia

created by marla barnes
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makes 5 cups
$6
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
$14
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Paranoia
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by marla barnes
Paranoia
by marla barnes
Paranoia
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by marla barnes
Keep yourself awake and vigilant as you never can be sure who is plotting against you. This blend of Irish breakfast with rich caramel and chestnut will have you on high alert as it's fully caffeinated. It can help you focus as you research the web for evidence that confirms your conspiracy theories as well. Lack of evidence is proof that the conspiracy is working, so you probably won't find any.


High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.
 

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, natural chestnut flavor & natural caramel flavor


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teas: irish breakfast, caramel & chestnut

accented with orange peels

Psychobabble is psychology jargon that have been misappropriated by pop culture. Inspiration for this mixture came from another tea I have enjoyed and wanted to replicate. Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they AREN"T out to get you.
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3oz pouch
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this tea is part of the Psychobabble fandom

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