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MurderTea

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created by: Sabine Gordon
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you the tea that I, William Murderface, have carefully developed just for you. Tea is such a wonderful... thingie, and this tea will punch you right in the face. If you're not satisfied, I'm keeping your money anyway, so deal with it.
 

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blended with black tea, lapsang souchong, apple pieces, mango pieces, natural passionfruit flavor, natural mango flavor, marigold flowers

teas: lapsang souchong, passionfruit, mango

accented with marigold flowers

This is a tribute to the most brutal show on TV, Metalocalypse. I have no connection to adult swim or the creators.
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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MurderTea has hooked up with Bread and Butter.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.

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this tea is part of the Metalocalypse fandom

Love MurderTea? This is just one of 10 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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