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home > signature blend > i can't have no affair

i can't have no affair

created by: Adele M
I Can't Have No Affair 'Cause it's Wrong, and I Don't Want Earl to Kill Me Pie - Hold the Banana.

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I Can't Have No Affair
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by Adele M
I Can't Have No Affair
by Adele M
I Can't Have No Affair
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by Adele M

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blended with rooibos tea, black tea, white tea, natural vanilla flavor, natural creme flavor, rose petals, natural pineapple flavor, natural coconut flavor

teas: white tropics, cream, rooibos vanilla

steep at 212° for 4 mins
I mean no infringement on anybody's or any company's rights, I simply want a variety of teas to sip on while I watch Waitress. This is one such blend I've thought up. Hopefully it isn't too diluted by my tears when I do make a cuppa! If you haven't noticed, I have a bit of a thing for pie. Artwork to come.
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