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home > signature blend > kick in the pants pie

kick in the pants pie

created by: Adele M
Some days you just realize how much you've messed things up, and this cup of tea promises to not only soothe those hurts, but get you back on your feet like the kick in the pants you undoubtedly need. Inspired by a pie of the very same name!

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Kick in the Pants Pie
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by Adele M
Kick in the Pants Pie
by Adele M
Kick in the Pants Pie
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by Adele M

ingredients & lore

blended with toasted mate tea, rooibos tea, cinnamon bark, ginger root, black tea, orange peels, cloves, cardamom, natural spice flavor, natural vanilla flavor, natural cinnamon flavor

teas: spiced mate, rooibos vanilla chai, cinnamon

steep at 195° for 5 mins
I mean no infringement on anybody's or any company's rights, I simply want a variety of teas to sip on while I watch Waitress. This is one such blend I've thought up. Hopefully it isn't too diluted by my tears when I do make a cuppa! If you haven't noticed, I have a bit of a thing for pie. Artwork to come.
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