Joseph Oda is intelligent, a great detective, good with an ax.... and it doesn't hurt that he's easy on the eyes. Even the best detectives of Krimson City need a little help however, as evidenced by Joseph's need for Sebastian to rescue him from guillotines, zombies, bathtubs, random nosebleeds, and of course losing his glasses.
Losing your glasses Joseph? Really? You are lucky Sebastian has so much patience for you and your fine-assed shenanigans.
So for Joseph we have a blend of primarily green, soothing and relaxing, and very helpful for tackling tough tasks, just like his A.I. presence in the game. The pomegranate gives it a little crimson kick, and of course the cocoa nibs give it a nice sweet touch.
Joseph, his shenanigans, and "The Evil Within" belong to Bethesda.
Moderate caffeine | Steep at 180° for 2 mins
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ingredients & lore
blended with green tea, black tea, natural vanilla flavor, natural pomegranate flavor, hojicha, raspberries & raspberry leaves
teas: pomegranate, hojicha & vanilla green
accented with cocoa nibs
Stephanie, one of my best friends, and I were playing 'The Evil Within' and we noticed just how fine and sexy Joseph Oda is. Sebastian is a rugged piece of man, but Joseph... he's so pretty and awesome, and yet gets himself into all of these ridiculously dramatic and dangerous situations.
When Joseph almost gets beheaded Stephanie, expressing her exasperation, shouted 'Joseph, you fine-assed fool!' And an inside joke was born, so now I share it with all of you!
Joseph, stop putting yourself in these terribly questionable situations. Just... stop. STAHP!
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