Guy Perception

created by Kenneth Vayne
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Guy Perception
by Kenneth Vayne
Guy Perception
by Kenneth Vayne
Guy Perception
by Kenneth Vayne
This is tea combination for a guy with cunning mind, street-smart intelligence, big-picture thinker, loud, and brassy. High-maintenance is found in 40% of Irish Breakfast composition, then social gregariousness and fear of being alone in both of Masala Chai and Pina Colada blend. I also give this blend cardamom accent. Cardamom is useful for clearing our voice, so I associate that with a loud, brassy, clear-voiced guy.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
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ingredients & lore

blended with assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, black tea, ginger, cloves, cardamom, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, coconut, natural pineapple flavor, natural coconut flavor, pineapple pieces, natural cinnamon flavor & cinnamon

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teas: irish breakfast, masala chai & pina colada

accented with cardamom seeds

This blend is inspired by what I look in most of guys. I have to say sorry I've offended most of guys here. I didn't meant to do that, actually. I just want to use this for parody purpose, like Souichirou tea, my other blend. Also, for girls, I know while this tea sounds guy-like, it's not forbidden to purchase this tea. Please feel free to comment and critique. I'll do my best to keep an open mind.
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