Guy Perception
by Kenneth Vayne
Guy Perception
created by Kenneth Vayne
sample tin
available late July
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
Guy Perception
by Kenneth Vayne
This is tea combination for a guy with cunning mind, street-smart intelligence, big-picture thinker, loud, and brassy. High-maintenance is found in 40% of Irish Breakfast composition, then social gregariousness and fear of being alone in both of Masala Chai and Pina Colada blend. I also give this blend cardamom accent. Cardamom is useful for clearing our voice, so I associate that with a loud, brassy, clear-voiced guy.
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
ingredients & lore
blended with assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, black tea, cloves, ginger root, cardamom, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, dried coconut, natural pineapple flavor, natural coconut flavor, pineapple pieces, natural cinnamon flavor & cinnamon bark
teas: irish breakfast, masala chai, pina colada
accented with cardamom
This blend is inspired by what I look in most of guys. I have to say sorry I've offended most of guys here. I didn't meant to do that, actually. I just want to use this for parody purpose, like Souichirou tea, my other blend.
Also, for girls, I know while this tea sounds guy-like, it's not forbidden to purchase this tea. Please feel free to comment and critique. I'll do my best to keep an open mind.
this blend is in a 'ship
Guy Perception has hooked up with Ideal Girl Type.
Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.
Ideal Girl Type
3oz pouch
$10.80
this tea is part of the Idealization fandom
