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swooping is bad

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created by: TheFontBandit Tea
''Just so you know, if the king ever asks me to put on a dress and dance the Remigold, I'm drawing the line. Darkspawn or no.'' ---------- Another blend based on Ferelden's prodigal prince, with a little less romance than Lamppost in Winter. Though built on a sturdy base of solid Irish breakfast black tea, this blend is fun, fresh, and sassy: an assortment of ripe, juicy fruits over green rooibos, with a light touch of sweet vanilla oolong. Candy sprinkles add a touch of irreverent whimsy.

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blended with green rooibos tea, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, oolong tea, orange peels, marigold flowers, strawberries, natural peach flavor, natural vanilla flavor, natural strawberry flavor, natural orange flavor

teas: irish breakfast, vanilla oolong, green rooibos bonita

accented with mango, raspberry pieces and sprinkles

steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine
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