This is the perfect tea to enjoy while meditating and reaffirming for your daily spells; just send an unseen servant to boil the water. Cool and otherworldly, this tea is imbued with the airy magic of the feywild- and it knows it. Though it may seem a bit cool and cocky, it means well, and is sure to soothe you after a long day.
At the very least, it's better than elven granola.
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