“Indeed,” you don’t need to have a high perception to see that this tea is delicious. Warm, spicy masala chai throws back to the academia nestled within the heart of this tea, while cream and blackberry sweeten it and reassure the world that while you’re a bit quirky, you’ll do all you can to make things right. With this tea in your adventurer’s kit, you’re sure to score a critical hit.
Disclaimer: This tea does not protect against void monsters, lunar monsters, or other bloodthirsty creatures.
Other Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with Major Spoilers or any of the Critical Hit crew, as cool as that might be.