Lapsang Souchong, because she's strong 'n doesn't know it. Spearmint, because she's clear-headed 'n keeps her cool. Pomegranate, because she's sweet 'n fresh, 'n a hint of lemon because she can be a wee tart at times.
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Marie be me best friend, hands down. She loves me just as much as I lust her, 'n I would never trade her fer thar world.
An alternate name fer this tea could be 'red string' tea, because she 'n I lust yonder concept of ye red strin' of fate.