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The Grumpy TSO

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created by: Verity V
This tea is not a gentle tea, or even necessarily a sensible tea. It is (meant to be) tart and possibly bitter if steeped too long. It's all right, really. Just don't contaminate any evidence.
 

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blended with gunpowder, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, black tea, natural grapefruit flavor, orange peels, marigold flowers

teas: gunpowder, grapefruit, irish breakfast

The sitcom is a bizarre, sometimes funny collaborative work written by one of my friends and me.
steep at 200° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

this tea is part of the SITCOM! fandom

Love The Grumpy TSO? This is just one of 15 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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