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the grumpy tso

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created by: H Chow
This tea is not a gentle tea, or even necessarily a sensible tea. It is (meant to be) tart and possibly bitter if steeped too long. It's all right, really. Just don't contaminate any evidence.

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blended with gunpowder, assam melody tea, ceylon sonata tea, black tea, natural grapefruit flavor, orange peels, marigold flowers

teas: gunpowder, grapefruit, irish breakfast

steep at 200° for 3 mins
The sitcom is a bizarre, sometimes funny collaborative work written by one of my friends and me.
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