ingredients & lore
blended with rose hips inclusion loose, hibiscus inclusion loose, chamomile, orange peels, cranberries, natural forest berries flavor, natural orange flavor, blueberries
Inspired by Tessa Stone's webcomic, Hanna is Not a Boy's Name, Conrad was your everyday graphics designer until he met Hanna. After being turned into a vampire, his entire world was flipped upside down.
Possibly categorized as the worst vampire in the world, Conrad can't seem to get over that tiny mental hurdle of seeing people as food. It's not so much that he wants to be the 'nice vampire guy' that simply won't eat humans, its just that he has a cocktail of anxieties and neurosis so that when it comes to placing his mouth on a complete stranger, biting and sucking that all away, he really can't bring himself to do it. This might make him seem like a complete wuss but... oh wait, no Conrad really is a complete wuss, sorry about that.
Before undeath, Conrad was a wimpy little artfag with some serious anger management issues, and being a vampire has changed very little of that. His temperament leads him to being generally irritable or exasperated as of right now, but underneath it all Conrad has a really hard time being anything but a nice guy. Previously walked all over until his spine was permanently bent backwards, Conrad seems to think that if he comes off as assholish and standoffish people will forever be fooled. Unfortunately for him, it turns out that everybody knows he is all bark and no bite.
steep at 212° for 5 mins
This is a decaf tea