Identity theft is not a joke. Millions of families suffer every year. When *your* identity is stolen for the sake of a mere office prank, remain calm and have a cup of 'Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.' This herbal, naturally decaf, berry-infused green rooibos citron blend provides a beet-colored tea with accents of lemon grass, snappy orange peels, occasionally-sweet mangoes, and a "little comment" of ginger. (UPDATE 6/8/14: All-new tea formula and fandom, same oldskool-fanship Office name.)
This is a decaf tea | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.