Identity theft is not a joke. Millions of families suffer every year. When *your* identity is stolen for the sake of a mere office prank, remain calm and have a cup of 'Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica.' This herbal, naturally decaf, berry-infused green rooibos citron blend provides a beet-colored tea with accents of lemon grass, snappy orange peels, occasionally-sweet mangoes, and a "little comment" of ginger. (UPDATE 6/8/14: All-new tea formula and fandom, same oldskool-fanship Office name.)
This tea contains no caffeine | Steep at 212° for 5 minutes.
Fans of The Office often cite the scene wherein Jim impersonates Dwight -- from the episode 'Product Recall' in Season 3 -- as one of their favorites. After all, if you want to fascinate Dwight, you may as well bring up bears, beets, or Battlestar Galactica ... or rigid authority, or cat lady ice queens, or perhaps even The Crow. (Additional artistic props to Cool Slayer from deviantART for drawing the cartoon interpretations of Dwight and Jim used on the label here.)
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Let their love steep in your cupboard and get 10% off when you purchase both 3oz pouches.