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the (puerh)smith

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created by: Alysha K
Okay, so that's not his real name. But the pun was too good to resist (and c'mon, tea blends are supposed to sound palatable. A line had to be drawn). This combination of spiced and hazelnut pu erh is guaranteed to have never been near its namesake (though this type of tea is still decidedly on the "acquired" side of the taste spectrum, so be warned).
 

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blended with pu erh tea, strawberries, cocoa nibs, cinnamon bark, natural spice flavor, natural strawberry flavor, ginger root, orange peels, aniseed, natural creme flavor, safflower, natural hazelnut flavor,

teas: pu erh spice, pu erh hazelberry

accented with strawberry pieces and orange peels

Despite his less-than-savory job, the King of Town's mysterious employee nevertheless seems to have the respect of his fellows, even if it's perhaps a little grudging. As Strong Bad points out, the guy shovels whatsit for a living, so his tolerance for pain is probably through the roof.
steep at 212° for 5 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

this tea is part of the HOMESTAR RUNNER fandom

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