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my sewing machine hates me

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created by: TheFontBandit Tea
Bobbin problems, thread tension nightmares, and broken needles. Some days, it feels like your sewing machine just has a personal vendetta against you. This comforting blend of earl grey and orange flavors can help reduce those stress levels while you give your machine a rest for a bit.

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blended with black tea, orange peels, rose hips, hibiscus, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, natural orange flavor, natural bergamot flavor, natural creme flavor

teas: earl grey moonlight, orange, blood orange

accented with marigold flowers

'We aren't judges. Kinslayers, blood mages, traitors, rebels, carta thugs, common bandits; anyone with the skill and mettle to take up the sword against the darkspawn is welcome among us.'
steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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my sewing machine hates me has hooked up with how am i going to make that?.
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this tea is part of the Cosplay Survival Kit fandom

Love my sewing machine hates me? This is just one of 15 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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