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my sewing machine hates me

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created by: TheFontBandit Tea
Bobbin problems, thread tension nightmares, and broken needles. Some days, it feels like your sewing machine just has a personal vendetta against you. This comforting blend of earl grey and orange flavors can help reduce those stress levels while you give your machine a rest for a bit.

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blended with black tea, orange peels, rose hips, hibiscus flowers, blue cornflowers, natural vanilla flavor, natural orange flavor, natural bergamot flavor, natural creme flavor

teas: earl grey moonlight, orange, blood orange

accented with marigold flowers

steep at 212° for 3 mins
'We aren't judges. Kinslayers, blood mages, traitors, rebels, carta thugs, common bandits; anyone with the skill and mettle to take up the sword against the darkspawn is welcome among us.'
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