captain jack aubrey
This be a tea sure to make yer blood boil! Like Lucky Jack, thar base of this tea comes from England, a traditional Earl Gray with an untraditional twist: notes of cream 'n vanilla temper yonder citrus, makin' it, at tis' core, softer than ye tea's reputation. But then paired with te' flashy oriental spice, just like Aubrey this tea seems bigger than life. 'N what then? Just when ye think you're done, Captain Jack's hot temper flares in thar form a cinnamon flavored Ceylon, remindin' ye that appearances can be deceiving. 'N of course, like his best friend, Jack needs a hint of aniseed to remind us that yonder fiercest spirits need a kindred soul.