Look at that smug tea, with it's smug pomegranates (a fruit only eaten by people who have so much cash they can afford to take time off of work to pick all of those seeds out of their fruit) marinating in it's figgy pool of decadence. Oh and look, it's trying to pretend it's cool as a cucumber. Please. This tea probably wants to be sold for 700,000 boonbucks.
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 200° for 3 minutes.