ENJOY FREE SHIPPING ON ORDERS OF $49   details
ground shipping
for only $3.75
CART EMPTY
(0) ITEMS
add to cart
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$5
cart
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
cart
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
cart
home > signature blend > the huss

the huss

Tastemaker gold badge
created by: Cait W
Look at that smug tea, with it's smug pomegranates (a fruit only eaten by people who have so much cash they can afford to take time off of work to pick all of those seeds out of their fruit) marinating in it's figgy pool of decadence. Oh and look, it's trying to pretend it's cool as a cucumber. Please. This tea probably wants to be sold for 700,000 boonbucks.
 

packaging

click & drag the tin to rotate

label
label
label
ingredient
ingredient
ingredient

ingredients & lore

blended with white tea, black tea, pu erh dante, natural cucumber flavor, natural pomegranate flavor, raspberries, raspberry leaves

teas: white cucumber, pomegranate, pu erh dante

accented with rose hips

This tea tastes the best from the back of a newly purchased horse. Maplehoof, away!
steep at 200° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

complete fandom set

maximize variety. minimize commitment.
label

Are you a superfan? Show your love by picking up all 7 available blends in this group in one fell swoop and save 20%.

sampler set
7 x 0.5oz tins
$28
cart

this tea is part of the MSPaintAdventures fandom

Love The Huss? This is just one of 7 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

20 additional blends by Cait W

blank
CarcinoGeneteacist
by Cait W
candy apple, blood orange, green chai
blank
grimAuxiliateas
by Cait W
mango mate, citron green, blood orange
blank
gallowsCalibratear
by Cait W
rooibos lemon cloud, ceylon sonata, cinnamon
blank
tentacleTherapist
by Cait W
chocolate, pu erh dante, earl grey lavender
blank
ghosteaTrickster
by Cait W
gunpowder, peppermint, vanilla green
blank
gnosteacGardener
by Cait W
pumpkin spice, cinnamon, thai chai
blank
Zealous Flame
by Cait W
chocolate chai, cinnamon, cherry
blank
cecil's sleepy-time blend
by Cait W
decaf vanilla, oriental spice, chamomile
blank
Screaming Sex Kitten
by Cait W
tiger eye, cherry green, almond oolong
blank
Columbia
by Cait W
wild strawberry, rooibos vanilla chai, dewy cherry
blank
Frank N Furter
by Cait W
almond, peppermint, chocolate chai
blank
Rocky Horror
by Cait W
chestnut, caramel, cream
blank
Janet Weiss
by Cait W
white pear, spiced apple chai, cream
blank
Brad Majors
by Cait W
irish breakfast, cream, passionfruit
blank
Magenta Miser
by Cait W
cinnamon, peppermint, ginger
blank
Carlos' Science Blend
by Cait W
masala chai, ginger, earl grey bravo
blank
Green Jacket
by Cait W
gunpowder, white monkey, spiced green
blank
Once Upon a December
by Cait W
earl grey moonlight, oriental spice, peppermint
blank
Riff Raff and Magenta
by Cait W
chocolate chai, green chai
blank
Fyre and Ice
by Cait W
cocomint green, chocolate chai, peppermint

connect with us

Ask us a question, anytime!
your question