It might not be coffee, but that's no reason to throw it out. This blend is highly caffeinated and very sweet, filled with flavors of mocha, chocolate, cookies, and caramel. Good served hot (perhaps with extra sugar) or as sweet iced tea.
Inspired by (but not affiliated with) Himaruya Hidekaz's webcomic, Axis Powers Hetalia and the character of Alfred F. Jones or America. The United States has a vast tea culture, often including sweetened teas, iced or hot.