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Kramer's Dark Master

Based on 2 reviews
created by Sarah Smith
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Kramer's Dark Master
by Sarah Smith
Kramer's Dark Master
by Sarah Smith
Kramer's Dark Master
by Sarah Smith
In the TV series, Seinfeld, Kramer says: “Oh you may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean…and only the purest can satisfy you.” This tea makes his point. Part of the Seinfeld / Festivus fandom.

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

Customer Reviews (2)


blended with black tea, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural hazelnut flavor & natural vanilla flavor

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teas: chocolate, hazelnut, vanilla

accented with cocoa nibs, chocolate chips & chocolate chips

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this blend is in a 'ship

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this tea is part of the Festivus fandom

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September 24, 2020
Shipping time was unbelievably fast! I placed my order (regular/free shipping) on a Thursday at 2PM and received it the next day by 4PM....
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