DRAWF ShitKickers Lube

created by CFJ Studio
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
There's only one place on the wide internets where the dankest, strangest characters ever to be formulated with pixels go to test their mettle and prove their worth - the wrestling ring of the DRAWF ShitKickers League. And league members tall and short, of all species and lands, hero or heel, quench their thirst with a mug of the only blend they are contractually obligated to consume due to corporate sponsorship deals - DRAWF ShitKickers Lube! Reports say it tastes of the very essence of the wrestling mat after a 10-way rumble, of sweat and rubber, the astringent bitterness of defeat and the licorice sweetness of success. Brew up a cuppa today, and feel like you've won your own Title Belt.. well, we're pretty sure you'll feel SOMETHING, at least. (San Dimas Highschool Football Rules!)

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with yunnan jig tea, wuyi ensemble tea, pu-erh dante & assam melody

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teas: assam melody, mambo & pu-erh dante

accented with cornflowers & aniseed

this tea is part of the Bleepers and Sneepers fandom

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