Sir Pentious

created by IdentiTEA Pollution
sample tin
makes 5 cups
3oz pouch
37¢ per cup
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
Berry blasting lasers, smoky gunpowder green tea and pineapple cobra hood frills accented with venomously tart hibisssscussss! *picture is a placeholder, art coming soon*

Low caffeine | Steep at 200° for 4 minutes.
Signature blends are not eligible for returns.


blended with gunpowder, apple pieces, rose hips, hibiscus, cranberries, orange, lemon grass, natural forest berries flavor, natural pineapple flavor, pineapple pieces, rose petals, blueberries, marigold flowers & natural orange flavor

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teas: berry blast, gunpowder, kona pineapple

accented with hibiscus flower

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this tea is part of the Hazbin Hotel fandom

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