Bisexual Vampiric Disaster

The perfect companion for brooding in Forgotten Hollow and romantic tomfoolery (and they do sometimes go hand in hand). Summer Rose acts the perfect aphrodisiac for when you need that liiiiiitle bit of luck to get the girl/boy/otherwise, but of course there's chocolate for when you inevitably fail. You've lived such a long life! It's natural that any vampire have trouble with love. (Spoiler Alert: It's not. /You/ just have trouble with love.) Rounded out with blueberries for a sweet finish, it's sure to take the edge off the tongue lashing you get from either your sister or that jerk of a Count who lives up the street. Hey! Just because you don't act like your 'average vampire' or even like 'a half-decent vampire' doesn't mean that you can't enjoy yourself! You'll just be over here eating your Chocolate Chips out of the tea canister while researching alternative sources for blood, thank you very much. There's nobody you'd rather be than you, of course. This tea's to remind you of that.

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