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The Lazy Orange Dog's Beverage

created by Charles Johnson

sample tin

fall of 2025

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

This blend is totally relaxing. Feels like a cup of laziness. It's totally gonna help with a date. I always give the best advice, so why would my tea suck any more than me?

High caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients

blended with black tea, apple pieces, natural passionfruit flavor, orange, rose petals, marigold flowers, natural orange flavor & rose flavor

teas: orange, passionfruit & summer rose

accented with hibiscus flower

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