Rocket, The Asshole

created by Cherry

sample tin

makes 5 cups

3oz pouch

37¢ per cup

$14

5oz tin

38¢ per cup

$24

Rocket is a big buddy of a cat who gives you lovey eyes while stretching out for jus ta few belly pets, but he's also a humongous a*hole.

High caffeine | Steep at 180° for 3 mins

Signature blends are not eligible for returns.

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ingredients & lore

blended with toasted mate tea, black tea, cinnamon, ginger, cocoa butter), natural chocolate flavor, toasted mate, cocoa nibs, natural hazelnut flavor, natural cinnamon flavor, marigold flowers, cocoa mass & dark chocolate chips (cane sugar

teas: chocolate chai, toasted mate & mocha nut mate

accented with cardamom & cacao nibs

Rocket is our cat, and featured in my husband's comic, The EPG Files.

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