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Water Failure

created by Amy Van Siclen
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makes 5 cups
$5
3oz pouch
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What smells like French Toast? In Night Vale, if you are more than 60 days behind on your water bill, carbon monoxide starts coming out of your faucet instead of water-- except it smells like French Toast, just to make the experience a little more pleasant. Vanilla, cinnamon and almond flavors with a bit of delicious cardamom! (Note: not an official Night Vale product, just inspired by it. I don't make money from this, just possibly tea. Please support the podcast!)


This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 212° for 3 minutes.

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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, natural vanilla flavor, cinnamon bark, natural cinnamon flavor, natural almond flavor

teas: vanilla, cinnamon, almond

accented with cardamom

If something that is clearly not water and smells like a tasty breakfast food is hissing out of your faucets and causing you to stand on your chair like there's a mouse in the room even though there's really no escape from what very well may be a poisonous gas of some sort, and honestly you can't fathom why you jumped onto this chair at all but it somehow makes you feel better, press 5.
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