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total system failure

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created by: Lady Julie
Dissatisfied with your job? Frustrated by your hopeless crush on the cute boss? Is coffee just not enough anymore? Awww, cheer up, emu kid, this blend's for you (and your personalized vacuum-sealed tumbler). Toasted mate provides a coffee-like shot of bracing confidence, while raspberries and dark chocolate add an inappropriately-sexy dimension to your workday. God, those sprinkles are SO UNPROFESSIONAL.

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Total System Failure
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by Lady Julie
Total System Failure
by Lady Julie
Total System Failure
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blended with toasted mate tea, honeybush tea, rose hips, hibiscus flowers, apple pieces, dark chocolate chips, natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, natural raspberry flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, raspberries, marigold flowers

teas: mocha nut mate, honeybush chocolate, raspberry patch

accented with sprinkles and raspberry leaves

steep at 190° for 4 mins
This might have something to do with a story I wrote once, maybe...
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