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Total System Failure

created by Lady Julie
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$5
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
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5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
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Total System Failure
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by Lady Julie
Total System Failure
by Lady Julie
Total System Failure
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by Lady Julie
Dissatisfied with your job? Frustrated by your hopeless crush on the cute boss? Is coffee just not enough anymore? Awww, cheer up, emu kid, this blend's for you (and your personalized vacuum-sealed tumbler). Toasted mate provides a coffee-like shot of bracing confidence, while raspberries and dark chocolate add an inappropriately-sexy dimension to your workday. God, those sprinkles are SO UNPROFESSIONAL.


This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine | Steep at 190° for 4 minutes.

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ingredients & lore

blended with toasted mate tea, honeybush tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, dark chocolate chips (contains soy lecithin), natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, natural raspberry flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, raspberries, marigold flowers

teas: mocha nut mate, honeybush chocolate, raspberry patch

accented with sprinkles and raspberry leaves

This might have something to do with a story I wrote once, maybe...

this tea is part of the WOLF TEENS fandom

Love Total System Failure? This is just one of 15 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.
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