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Total System Failure

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created by: Lady Julie
Dissatisfied with your job? Frustrated by your hopeless crush on the cute boss? Is coffee just not enough anymore? Awww, cheer up, emu kid, this blend's for you (and your personalized vacuum-sealed tumbler). Toasted mate provides a coffee-like shot of bracing confidence, while raspberries and dark chocolate add an inappropriately-sexy dimension to your workday. God, those sprinkles are SO UNPROFESSIONAL.

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blended with toasted mate tea, honeybush tea, rose hips, hibiscus, apple pieces, dark chocolate chips (contains soy lecithin), natural chocolate flavor, cocoa nibs, natural raspberry flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, raspberries, marigold flowers

teas: mocha nut mate, honeybush chocolate, raspberry patch

accented with sprinkles and raspberry leaves

This might have something to do with a story I wrote once, maybe...
steep at 190° for 4 mins

This tea contains a moderate level of caffeine

this tea is part of the WOLF TEENS fandom

Love Total System Failure? This is just one of 15 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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