ground shipping
for only $3.75
CART EMPTY
(0) ITEMS
blank
blank
blank
add to cart
sample tin
makes 5 cups
$5
cart
3oz pouch
32¢ per cup
$12
cart
5oz tin
38¢ per cup
$24
cart
home > signature blend > Secular Maniac

Secular Maniac

Tastemaker platinum badge
created by: Laura G
A former executive with the Murkoff Corporation who eventually went insane and began acting as a doctor, mostly performing experiments and mutilations on patients and other former executives. He also played a role in keeping a lid on the illegal activities by ordering the institutionalization of potential whistle-blowers such as David Annapurna so that they could be experimented on until death. He maintains a consistent and very dark sense of humor, even as he mutilates Upshur by cutting off two fingers.
 

packaging

click & drag the tin to rotate

label
label
label
ingredient
ingredient
ingredient

ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, cinnamon bark, lapsang souchong, ginger root, cardamom, cloves, orange peels, natural caramel flavor, apple pieces, natural apple flavor, natural cinnamon flavor

teas: spiced apple chai, lapsang souchong, caramel

accented with apple pieces

No affiliation with Outlast or the company Red Barrels. This is a fanmade product for fun.
steep at 212° for 4 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

this tea is part of the OUTLAST fandom

Love Secular Maniac? This is just one of 9 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

2 additional blends by Laura G

blank
The Journalist
by Laura G
irish breakfast, chocolate chip, gingerbread
blank
The Thing in the Dark
by Laura G
vanilla green, dewy cherry, gunpowder

connect with us