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kramer's dark master

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created by: Cynthia Hummel
In the TV series, Seinfeld, Kramer says: “Oh you may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master, the cocoa bean…and only the purest can satisfy you.” This tea makes his point. Part of the Seinfeld / Festivus fandom.
 

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Kramer's Dark Master
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by Cynthia Hummel
Kramer's Dark Master
by Cynthia Hummel
Kramer's Dark Master
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by Cynthia Hummel
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ingredients

blended with black tea, cocoa nibs, natural chocolate flavor, natural hazelnut flavor, natural vanilla flavor

teas: chocolate, hazelnut, vanilla

accented with cocoa nibs, chocolate chips and chocolate chips

steep at 212° for 3 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine
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this tea is part of the Festivus fandom

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