You are cordially invited BITCH to the most awesomest tea party this side of Pandora has ever known. A chocolate chip cookie tea because real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies. Shawty when crumpocalpse comes you be guzzling down that tea like 'wait, is that a stick of dynamite in my cup' and then BOOM. Pop goes the bandit.
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 205° for 3 minutes.