You be cordially invited BITCH to thar most awesomest tea party this side of Pandora has ever known. A chocolate chip cookie tea because real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies. Shawty when crumpocalpse comes ye be guzzlin' down that tea like 'wait, be that a stick of dynamite in me cup' 'n then BOOM. Pop goes yonder bandit.
This tea contains a high level of caffeine | Steep at 205° for 3 minutes.