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festivus for the rest of us

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created by: Cynthia Hummel
Frank Costanza finds himself in an altercation over a Christmas doll, so he invents a bare-bones holiday, Festivus. The event includes an aluminum pole, the airing of grievances and feats of strength. The Festivus blend reflects the relative simplicity of the holiday with Earl Grey Bravo, Apricot and a little Cream tea. 'It's a Festivus for the Rest of Us!' Part of the Seinfeld / Festiuvs fandom.
 

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Festivus for the Rest of Us
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by Cynthia Hummel
Festivus for the Rest of Us
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Festivus for the Rest of Us
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ingredients & lore

blended with black tea, orange peels, apple pieces, natural apricot flavor, natural bergamot flavor, blue cornflowers, natural creme flavor, marigold flowers, apricots

teas: earl grey bravo, apricot, cream

accented with cinnamon and cinnamon

The blend is an ode to the faux holiday, Festivus from the Seinfeld sitcom.
steep at 212° for 2 mins

This tea contains a high level of caffeine

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Festivus for the Rest of Us has hooked up with George Costanza's Herbal Blend.
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this tea is part of the Festivus fandom

Love Festivus for the Rest of Us ? This is just one of 13 teas in this fandom. Check out the whole series.

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